A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

“I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. 
“To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”
The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”
 “I see,” replied the father-in-law. 
“Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”
“I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.” 
“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. 
“I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?” 
“Easy,” said the young man. 
“Buy me out.”